
Election
Time
October 31, 2002
It's that time of year again
— and they are out there. Oh, they've dressed themselves up so we won't recognize them when they come begging this time around. There they go promising not to trick us if we'll only give them what they want. But no matter what we do, they'll turn around and pelt us with rotten eggs in the end. No, I'm not talking about trick-or-treaters. I'm talking about politicians at election time.
Ah
election time — that wonderful time of year that forces
Americans to take a good look at their political system
and ask themselves "where are we going and why are we
in this hand-basket?" Frankly, I think the whole
system stinks. And since the crooks are in charge, I
don’t have a whole lot of faith that it’s going to get
fixed anytime soon.
But
I will still go out and vote on election day — for a
couple of reasons. I love those quaint paper ballots and
the ballot box that goes ‘ding’ when you turn the
handle. And if you’re really sly about it, you can
pocket a pencil or two. Oh, and if I don’t vote my
husband says I can’t complain. And I do love to
complain.
So
who will I be voting for? Well, anybody but Kerry for
Senator. He turned his back on his constituents and his
conscience when he voted for war in Iraq and in doing so
he lost my support forever. Paul Wellstone thought he had
doomed his political career when he voted against the war.
And as it turned out, sadly and ironically, his decision
didn’t effect his political future one bit. But I
believe his choice to remain true to what he believed in
did matter a great deal in the end. John Kerry proved that
when the chips are down, he’ll vote his career and not
his conscience. And he’s not getting my support again to
do it. I‘ll be writing in Randall Forsberg, a Democrat,
a long-time anti-nuclear activist and recipient of a
"genius award." For more information on her
write-in campaign for Senate, go to www.forsbergforsenate.org
Now
here is my take on the candidates for Governor:
Mitt
Romney:
– His hair is too shiny.
– He’s from Utah — which as anyone can tell you is a
waste of two perfectly good vowels.
Shannon
O’Brien:
– A Democratic buffoon is still a buffoon.
– She does NOT play nicely with the other candidates in
the playground.
– The memory of Tom Finneran’s sinister and
self-satisfied smile leering over O’Brien’s shoulder
after her primary victory says it all.
Carla
Howell:
– I’m a-scared of her.
– She would abolish the income tax (which like a pair of
wax lips, looks good but leave much to be desired once you
bite into them) and gun control. Now I can at least
understand the reasoning behind giving people more money.
But giving people more guns? Let’s see — we’ve had a
sniper killing people from the trunk of a car in D.C.,
pissed-off students killing their teachers in high schools
and colleges throughout the nation, and a teenager in
Oklahoma shooting four of his neighbors who complained
about his driving (and then he drove his truck into a
tree). Hmmm…do you we really need more guns?
Barbara
Johnson:
– She thinks the solution to Western Massachusetts’
fiscal problems is to put some four year colleges in the
area. According to Johnson, we don’t have any!
Jill
Stein: She gets my vote — and not just by default. I
like Jill. And here’s why:
– She is the most intelligent, well-reasoned candidate
running. (She’s got an M.D. from Harvard, for goodness
sakes!)
– She is not beholden to anybody and as governor would
be willing and able to make decisions based on the right
thing to do and not on who she owes favors to
– She won all the debates that they let her into.
– Jill gets the big picture. A few weeks back as our
federal government pushed us ever closer to the brink of
war, I lamented to Jill that the gubernatorial race seemed
pointless in the midst of this much bigger battle.
"But it is part of the bigger battle. It’s just
going to be one war after the other until we take our
government back from big business and corporate
greed," Jill told me. "Let us start here in
Massachusetts. Let’s take our government back for the
people."
I
don’t know about you, but I am tired of voting against
what I don’t want. In this governor’s race I am voting
for what I do want. And that’s why I’m voting for Jill
Stein.
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